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Everything is awful
In 2016’s latest spew of awful, Amber Heard has been granted a temporary domestic violence restraining order against her estranged...
May 29, 2016
Amber Heard might go to prison because the universe is generous
In today’s edition of Stars! They’re Just Like Us!, Johnny Depp’s wife and Angelina Jolie-wannabe, Amber Heard is wanted by the...
Dec 7, 2015
Not bad, not good, just nice
Before we get into this, let me start by saying I’M OFFICIALLY DONE WITH COLLEGE Y’ALL! I’m back in California for Christmas and so I’ve...
Dec 29, 2014
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