I have no idea who Blac Chyna is, but I think I love her already.

Just a few beats into the trailer for Rob & Chyna, you can hear her shrieking, “ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES” with a shot of her chucking a bouquet of flowers into a pool. This is followed by a shot of her gushing about parenthood with Rob Kardashian.

Chyna totally wears the pants, right? She’s not a person, she’s a goddamn HURRICANE.

I’ve known guys like Rob Jr. Shy and insecure, they don’t date, they’re CHOSEN. And when girls like Chyna start to tussle, they can only watch in horror/mystified awe.

Is it too early to speculate on baby names? Rob is obviously Robert Kardashian II. Would they carry on that legacy or relegate it to a middle name? Her son with Tyga (Kylie Jenner’s ex) is King Cairo. Now that she’s hit the jackpot with the first heir to the Kardashian name, she needs something more fancier than King.

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